Jack’s Sack: Fleshlight Turbo Review
Good day my lovely deviants! I hope all of you are well. Welcome to the return of Jack’s Sack, our toy review series. Miss the last entry? You can catch it here. Today, we’re going to be reviewing the Fleshlight Turbo, without a doubt one of the most intimidating toys I have ever had the pleasure of using.
Innovation And Stagnation
In the time I’ve been producing this series, I’ve watched manufacturers go through all kinds of trends. From introducing plastic nodules to changing the rubber for the sleeve itself, I have quite literally fucked them all. Sometimes the results were spectacular! Like with the Tenga Flip Orb. Other Times, not so much. The one constant with all of these engineering changes has been the emphasis on making a better experience-but defining that on the consumer end is a roll of the dice. Some people want things more realistic, some want otherworldly experiences. Investing the time and money in research, development and testing can be daunting for a toy maker.
So, sometimes they simply don’t. Flesh Light, Tenga and Doc Johnson typically play it safe with their toys, providing things below a certain price point that meet a certain criteria. Toys have to be affordable, reusable, and meet an average experience for people with cocks. There’s nothing wrong with this, but it does lead to a feeling of stagnation in the market.
That is, until someone decides to break away with a radically different design.
The Fleshlight Turbo seems like an innocuous idea at first glance. It resembles several other strokers in Fleshlights product lineup, save for its massive size. This thing is friggin’ huge, but deceptively so in practice. The extra inches is to account for a radically different opening at the base of the toy, which resembles the propeller blades of an airplane. That sounds strange, but in practice what these enable the toy to do is create a vacuum seal around your genitals. If you’re someone into hearing glucking and gagging, you’ll be overjoyed to know that this toy replicates that perfectly. As it turns out, that’s by design. The Fleshlight Turbo is actually engineered to perfectly replicate a loud, sloppy blowjob!
How does it stack up in practice? Well then.
That Gluck Gluck Nine Thousand Turbo Suck
I used to not be that big on blowjobs.
Head is something I’ve always enjoyed giving rather than receiving. There’s been a shift over the last two years with that though. Perhaps it has to do with the increased demand of having people ask me to bully them in commissions or performances. Maybe I am longing for a lover’s touch. Regardless, my appreciation for blowjobs has grown quite a bit. With COVID 19 restrictions now non-existent throughout the country however, I’m not about to risk finding a willing participant to be my human Hoover Vacuum. Simply put, I don’t trust Americans to mind their own safety or others. This leaves me the comfort of various sex toys and their capability to replicate.
Many have tried.
Some have failed, some have gotten really close, yet not quite there.
I’m really, really pleased to say that the Fleshlight Turbo finally got it right. While altered interiors for sleeves is nothing new, I was shocked at what a drastic difference altering the entrance itself actually produced. More often than not when it comes to toys, the entrance to them is a simple circle for your penis. Perhaps it’s shaped like a cunt. The introduction of those propeller blade shapes gave the toy functionality that I wasn’t expecting on first thrust. By the time I was to the base of my cock, I had muttered an errant “oh shit” as I felt the toy compress around my girth. As I pulled back, the fleshlight gave a wet, audible gluck that only sounded like one thing.
And so, surprised and breathless, I began to fuck the hell out of the toy. Perhaps subconsciously, I found myself treating it like I would a partner’s mouth. Slow, full bucks that built into vigorous, ball-clapping “face” fucking. With your eyes closed, you’d be hard pressed to tell the difference between this and someone experienced with oral.
Likewise, the Fleshlight Turbo features an incredibly generous inner sleeve so that even the biggest of my readers will find themselves comfortable within its folds. Unless you’re over 12 inches long, you’re never going to have more cock than the throat of this toy can handle. The shell itself is made out of hard plastic that can take a beating while providing wonderful structural support to the sleeve.
Cleanup (because you absolutely will be busting inside this thing) is an absolute breeze. Pull the rubber sleeve out, wash with your preferred toy cleaner, place back inside the shell and let it air dry. I do recommend keeping the end cap off so that condensation doesn’t build within the unit, which can lead to mold and other gross things.
Speaking of which, the end cap of this toy is threaded to allow it to be mounted onto suction stands. Flesh Light also has various different styles of mounts. I can personally confirm the suction cup stands are fun once you get them properly mounted in the shower. As for the others, I’d actually recommend perhaps looking into a fuck board first. However if you lack the tools or carpentry experience, those should suit doggy and missionary style toy fun just fine.
Final Thoughts
So I would be fucking lying if I said this wasn’t some of the best head I’ve got in a long time. It was. I could feel my heart beating in my chest when I flooded the inside of it. If you’re curious about seeing me using it, this paid post on fansly has you covered.
The Flesh Light Turbo is (again) a massive toy. Which believe me, I’m happy about. However it’s worth keeping in mind if you share your living space with others. You will need to consider where you hide this toy.
At $70 as of this writing, there’s few upper-premium toys that can match this offering save some of Tenga’s own creations. I would go so far as to say nothing from Doc Johnson can even come close to this. I consider the $70 to be an incredibly reasonable price for what you’re getting. For what it’s worth, I fucked this thing five times over the last weekend, and intend to fuck it a lot more.
If you’ve the coin, I absolutely recommend adding this one to your collection.
-j