Jack’s Sack: The Tenga Geo Coral And Aqua
Good day, and welcome yet once more to Jack’s Sack, our toy review series. Miss the last entry? You can read it here. Today, we’re going to handle things a bit differently as we close out our reviews on the Tenga Geo product line. Let’s begin.
Different Strokes For Different Folks (No, Really)
Testing the entire Tenga Geo line thanks to an extremely generous deviant has been an interesting experience. I personally never imagined I’d get a chance to overview an entire production run like this, and now that I’ve tested each one on OnlyFans “semi-live” (You can listen to me test the Glacier here, test the Coral here, and the Aqua here) I’ve a realization. One that should seem fairly obvious, but a realization all the same.
Brace yourselves, I’m about to say that age old line again.
Not all toys are created equal.
But I think in stating that, it’s important to expand upon that meaning just a bit. Not all toys are created equal because not all people are created equal. My needs and mileage with something can and will be radically different than yours. That’s normal, and something I experience a lot here at the blog. Don’t get disheartened if a toy I test here doesn’t work out for you-everyone’s body is beautiful and unique, and capable of having its own needs met by the market. Testing this particular product line from Tenga cemented that concept even further in my brain.
I’m a girthy person. I also enjoy fucking deep and cumming inside my toys (blame my breeding fetish). However, my cock also likes having certain parts stimulated more than others. I love attention being paid to the head. I prefer slow, deep and hard bucks to manic pace rushing. The Geo line from tenga met the mechanical needs of my cock while providing unique experiences with each toy. I’ve already touched on the Glacier, but I wanted to wait until I had tested the Coral and Aqua vigorously before writing this review.
Yeah, that’s a fancy way of saying my wrists are sore, I know. But still.
Requiem For A Blow Bang
The Tenga Geo Aqua and Coral are two sides of the same sexy, cum-slick coin.
The Coral is exquisitely textured to provide maximum sensation down the length of your girth. Featuring the same soft TPE rubber as the Glacier, I found it to have much more sensation than the Glacier. Whereas the glacier’s shapes promoted rubbing your cock and glans in a unique way, the Coral is more made for over stimulation. Every part of your shaft will be touched, caressed and trailed across in a way you won’t find elsewhere in the product line.
The Aqua, by comparison, is a radical departure from either the Coral or the Glacier. For one, it’s textures are much simpler yet deeper. A set of sequential grooves from tip to base with this model certainly seems in opposition to the “geo”-metric nature of the line, but in use still lived right up to the pedigree. The aqua doesn’t “caress” like the Glacier and Coral-instead, it tugs.
Those differences in sensation may seem small, but in practice lead to two sensations unique from each other. In use, the Coral seems like (pardon the phrasing) a heavily overbuilt cunt. That’s a compliment, I swear. The coral provides so much sensation from tip to glans that only extremely large users may have issues feeling sensation as they stretch it all the way down. In use, I found myself not only eagerly bucking into the unit but wanting to stay inside even after I came. It was forgiving enough in flexibility to not only take my breeder-like abuse, but pop right back into shape after.
Cleanup, unlike the Glacier, required a bit more thorough scrubbing. While none of these are toys you’re going to want to leave unclean, I don’t recommend just hitting the Coral with hot water and calling it a day. You’re definitely going to want to use a toy cleaner on this unit.
On the other side of things, I found the aqua to be a stimulating but much more “blow job” like experience. In use, the Aqua will hug the sides of your girth and release lube from deep within it’s folds. Squeeze tight, and this toy seals nicely around your cock, taking you with it as you pull it back. Unlike the Glacier or Coral, this is a unit greedy for lube. It’s going to make an absolute mess on your dick, but every guck and glork sound it makes taking you isn’t without the tongue-like sensations to back it up. In short, if you like sloppy toppy, this is the one. Cleanup was a breeze compared to the coral.
Both are incredibly pleasurable units, and it’s honestly down to a matter of personal preference. Both are dollars apart from each other, so pick the one you think looks more fun for your personal needs. The Coral made me cum really quick, but perhaps you’d enjoy the prolonged suck of the Aqua.
View From The Top
A bit of a short review, innit? Well, that’s not fair to all of you. So let me say this.
I was greatly impressed with the price point, engineering and overall design of the Tenga Geo line. Tenga, compared to other toy manufacturers in 2021, seems to be ever pushing forward with the idea that sex toys should be something displayed openly and without shame. Their new-age designs may not resemble the toys we’re all used to, but I don’t think they as a company want that.
Likewise, I would like to emphasize I am not paid or sponsored by them in any way, shape or form. I know these last reviews have looked a bit “sus” from the outside, but there has never been a sponsor among my deviants. Splathouse is proudly original and always independent, and everything purchased for review is bought by you.
Want to see me review something else for Jack’s Sack, Joyful Stick or something else? Tap me on the shoulder at my contacts. In the meantime, I actually recommend anything from the Geo line. They’re great quality at a reasonable price point that your roommate won’t do a double take at.
-j