Good day my lovely deviants, and welcome back to Jack’s Sack. Miss the last entry? You can read it here. In our ongoing review of tenga’s latest models, we’re going to be talking about one of the most interesting and unique toys I’ve ever reviewed. Let’s begin.
The Improbable Hole
I’m both ashamed and delighted to say I had to bust out the instructions when I pulled this from the box.
Tenga, more so than other manufacturers, seems to be leading the charge this year with “stealth” toys. Rather than making them off-brand beer cans and the like with not-so-well-hidden inner fuck sleeves, Tenga’s design choices reflect a growing interest in having toys that are interesting to look at and display. I mean, seriously.
Just take a fucking look at this thing.
Does this look like something you’d fuck? Not at all! The Tenga Flip Hole, to me, looks like a desk fidget. Even more than the Geo Glacier and similar attempts have. With soft rubber sides and circular plastic pads on the interior, you want to pick this thing up and mess with it. As I pulled it from the pack, that was the first thing I did. I turned it over, squeezed it and gave a chuckle at just how normal and totally innocuous it actually looked. If it lacked the Tenga logo and model name, it could easily pass for something to keep employees amused at Office Max, Staples or somewhere like that.
Even the box itself, unless you just know what a “Tenga” is, looks totally innocuous. To the untrained eye this could look like some kind of weird purifying water bottle or something. I know some of you have those gizmos. Tell me, could it pass?
I love that about the Flip Hole and it’s design, but it doesn’t end there.
Because there’s no visible hole on the outside when it’s “clammed up”.
I say “clammed up”, because the Flip Hole has to be slid off a plastic stand and set of rails, opened, lubed, closed and slid back down the stand the opposite way to be used. I know that sounds a lot more involved than most toys reviewed here, but hear me out. The fact this unit opens up like a clam is another fantastic (albeit unique) take I’ve not seen before. It allows the rubber “sides” of the unit’s innards to be thoroughly cleaned to a degree that doing so to other units would prove a hassle. As not cleaning your toys properly could lead to odor, mold and more, I was blown away by how much easier this design choice was.
And to hide it all you have to do is flip it back over and slide it down the rails. It’s a totally different direction than what I’ve seen here before.
However, there’s a reason I called this section the improbable hole. As you can tell by the product pictures, the Tenga Flip Hole has some very intense and unusual innards. Those interlock as the unit is clammed up for use. Sealed and on the stand, you’ve about a half-inch entryway into what is a fourth of an inch hole. That, to those of you who don’t have cocks, looks a bit suffocating.
I absolutely was not sure I was going to fit, what’s more if I wouldn’t just break the toy in the process. I mean, it wouldn’t be the first time. If you snagged a listen at my semi-live test of the unit, you probably laughed as I approached the thing.
As elsewhere in my life though, I put my best head forward and thrust into danger.
Overstimming And You
Something I rarely mention in these reviews is that the more a toy has going on inside, the more likely it is to stimulate you in a way you won’t find elsewhere. Including meatspace. While it’s not uncommon for toys to feature bumps, nodules and more, a lot of strokers focus on “smooth sailing”. Users don’t want to nut too quickly, after all. While I personally am long past caring how quickly I bust, for many people (particularly cis men) nutting too fast can be emotionally and psychologically damaging. It hurts your pride, and makes you feel weak.
This is absolutely stupid as hell. Who cares if you cum quick? Wasn’t that the entire point behind buying the Gluck Gluck 9000 Super Stroker? For crying out loud.
Anyways, that again wasn’t the case with the Tenga Flip Hole. It featured some of the most intense innards I’ve seen in a sleeve, and this along with it’s “use mechanism” made me wonder if I was even going to fit. The head of my cock was much, much larger than the hole. Soooo I generously lubed the toy (and myself) up, and went slow as I could. I managed to make it within the Tenga as it was wrapped tight (but not too tight!) around the head of my cock. I clenched my jaw, and shoved the entire length of my cock forward. As I did so, the rubber sides with the “buttons” bulged from the frame of the unit.
That’s when I realized what an engineering marvel The Flip Hole actually was. The plastic shell is a “skeletonized” unit to accommodate users of all girth sizes, giving the inner sleeves plenty of room to expand. Those plastic buttons? Those are pressure points for specific spots on the toy to provide even more stimulation than you’d get from simple thrusting. All of this with the fact you can genuinely see how much you’re stretching a unit out, and you can’t help but want to fuck the thing even more.
You audibly hear me cum deep within that unit over on OF.
Cleanup was relatively easy as well. Pull the unit off the rails, open it back up, use some toy cleaner and warm water and then let it air dry. Apparently you can do this by flipping it back over and letting it “drip dry” on the stand, but in my testing that doesn’t really get the inside of the unit dry. This, along with a slight worry about the plastic hinge that holds both halves together wearing out, are my only true complaints about the unit. But if I’m being honest, unless you’re using the Flip Hole like nunchucks, I don’t see that happening.
However, if you did, I’d love to see it.
Conclusion: Recommend
The Tenga Flip Hole pleasantly surprised me, and absolutely is a sign of innovation in strokers. It’s the first time I’ve seen so much thought and planning put into a unit, and I can only see this design being improved as the years go on. However, this particular unit might be a bit much for some users stimulation wise-so check out the entire product line and pick out which suits your needs.
Overall, at the fifty-some odd dollars price point, this one is an easy recommendation.
-j