Good day my lovely deviants, and welcome again to another dive into my sack. Miss the previous entry? You can read it here. Today, we’re going to be reviewing the latest in Tenga’s offerings in brief. Let’s begin.
Crystal Clear
I’ve actually lost count of the number of toys I have at this point.
I don’t consider any of that a burden-far from it. Rather, it’s much how I imagine Wonka touring his facilities. I can do anything I’d like, with puuuuuuuuuuuure imagination. Do I feel like anal, vaginal or oral? Perhaps the soft embrace of an art piece? Or do I just wanna get down and dirty with some big, fat werewolf knot?
Okay, so I still can’t take the last one. Look, the pandemic put me out of practice and that much dick makes me anxious. I’m working on it. Slowly. Much like a twisted version of the Johnny Cash song, it’s one piece at a time. But I digress.
There’s two constants in the variables over the life of this series however: I want life like or I want clear. Lifelike toys, especially in the post-COVID world, have been a god send. I still fondly caress the breasts I was sent. I’d be remiss if I said I didn’t smack the ass that arrived in the mail every time I see it. But clear toys? They hit a certain switch in my head. Something about seeing just how much I stretch out what you all send me has always made me want to fuck those items even harder. I can’t explain why, but it works. The heart wants what it does.
See-through toys, on their own, are a dime a dozen. Most major manufacturers offer them at this point. Thus finding something to truly scratch that itch in the back of my head takes some dedicated engineering. I still very loving (and roughly) fuck my succubus jar for example. A well made, clear toy takes some hunting-especially on sites like Amazon, where product listings for non-mainstream toy production companies are constantly on the verge of looking something like an AI output.
Because of this, it’s often easier just to go towards mainstream companies like Fleshlight, Tenga and others. After the final toy I reviewed last year, I’ve been totally out of the loop. I had absolutely no idea either had launched totally new products, and opted to add Tenga’s new offerings to my wishlist due to affordability and general quality control. They’ve a new line called the Crysta (original, I know) which seemed precisely what I was looking for. A kind deviant opted to send me the Crysta Leaf model. Can it dethrone our last toy? Let’s see.
Enter The Cube
The Leaf arrived sealed in discrete packaging and shrink wrapped, with a brief set of instructions and Tenga’s typical complimentary pack of lube. I will always applaud Tenga for their tamper-proof packaging. Unsubstantiated rumors of Amazon re-selling used toys persist to this day, though I have never found any reason or claim to validate them, even once. Still, knowing nobody touched my toy before it arrived at my door is really nice.
The first thing you notice about the leaf is how very nondescript it actually looks. Over the last two years, Tenga has gradually moved towards making their toys look more like desk statues and art pieces. I’m not gonna lie, it’s a design choice I’ve come to be very thankful for. As time (and this series) has gone on and I’ve gradually began re-socializing after the pandemic, sometimes you simply can’t hide things. Being able to leave a toy out that passes as weird art at a glance has been a life saver more than once.
Upon opening the Crysta, you realize it’s a tacky medical grade rubber cube with a clear wrapper around it. This keeps it from sticking to the sides of it’s plastic display case. After you pull it away, two things become very apparent: the insertion cavity is very narrow and small. It’s also not a push-through toy. Neither of these, with the right pliability, are an issue. Glancing at the Crysta, you also come to realize it’s sensations come from the firmer pieces suspended within the cast. These are what you feel most when the Crysta models are in use, and are entirely dependant upon your grip strength.
So, I’m not going to lie. I was a bit hesitant about putting myself in this thing. My cock was easily longer than the toy, and I was nervous that if I was too rough I’d bust right through the other end. This has kinda been a common worry with Tenga toys, though it hasn’t happened a single time I’ve been writing. So, I lubed up my throbbing dick. I approached the cube, and-
Paused.
Okay, so I’m an idiot, but I wasn’t exactly sure how best to fuck this thing. Did I keep it in the display box? I pulled it out, right? In the name of scientific fuckery, I opted for both. Scientific fuckery provided the answer of “take it out of the display you fucking moron”, so I did after not being able to get even the tip of my shaft in the toy. If you’re on the smaller side, give it a shot. God, the sensation has to be intense.
I gripped the Crysta, and gave it a nice smooth buck. It took me easily enough, and seeing my head push through the other end (held in check only by the toy itself) was really hot. So I started fucking it a lot harder, my grip tightening. The pieces suspended within the cube caressed my glans and shaft, but never in a way that was uncomfortable. Moreso, they accentuated the contours already found within the toy. The Crysta is pliable without being loose, though as I drew closer to an orgasm and my thrusts grew deeper, I could have gone for another inch or two.
Seeing the toy flood with my cum, going from pink-red around my shaft to a creamy white, was a wonderful delight. I pulled out with a laugh, spurting all over the entrance.
Cleanup was incredibly easy. While warm water and very careful wiping will do just fine, I actually advise using a toy cleaner like this. Not only will it get your toy clean, but it will keep it from having that “I have been nutted in continuously like a Greek Orgy” smell. My only real caveat about the Crysta is that if you don’t want fingerprints to show up as it’s in the display case, it takes carefully wiping it and placing it back. Hold it from the bottom and slide it in, and turn the unit to keep fingerprints from being apparent to casual observation.
Conclusion
While the Crysta line doesn’t take away the crown from the Flex model I reviewed in december, it’s a wonderful investment at thirty or so dollars and a delightful way to bring this series into 2021. To the deviant that sent this in, you’ve my deepest thanks.
-j