Good morning everyone, and welcome back to Jack’s Sack. Miss the last entry? You can read it here. Today we’ve a special double-feature entry about the MovieTip Realistic Pocket Pussy, and the Tenga Hexa Stroker. Let’s begin.
Christmas in October (?!?)
Being self employed IRL, my means of stress relief are limited. I don’t have time to play video games. I barely have time to produce content for here. I’m on call all day, every day. So on the rare chance I get a day off, it’s always nice to relax with something my dear deviants have sent. It’s an infrequent way to unwind that just puts a massive smile on my face. Coming home and seeing a package on my doorstep just makes me absolutely giddy. So, you can imagine my surprise when I had not one but two packages awaiting me friday.
And, as luck would have it, I had the entire weekend off to test them. I couldn’t bust open the packages fast enough.
As such, we’re going to break this review down into two separate sections: The familiar and wacky. Both toys were diametrically different in how they approached the same goal, but that’s hardly a bad thing. Let’s talk about the Tenga first.
Puttin’ a Hexa on You
The Tenga Hexa is from the Spinner line of toys, which you may recall from this review. The tetra was one of my favorite toys I’ve reviewed for both having a wide entrance and the coil action. As such, there was expectations to be met with the Hexa. Both toys are extremely similar, with the primary difference being the pattern within. The tetra made use of triangular, wavey nubs. The hexa features hexagonal plates with soft spikes.
I know reading that last sentence probably made a few of you clench. Keep in mind, almost every toy reviewed here has to go on your penis. Meaning, terms like “plates of spikes” actually means “tiny nubs that rub your dick”.
The Hexa comes in identical packaging to the Tetra in every way. It features the same tube with a drip-grate for easy drying. As I said with the tetra, I wish this was a standard feature with a lot more toys. It features an identical coil, and to the touch seems made from identical material. This means it also features the same give and stretch as the Tetra. As opposed to something like the head honcho, the spinner line aren’t toys meant to be stretched. Yes, they can and do have some give, but don’t expect them to stretch out several feet. That could easily damage your toys. Plus, if your dick is several feet long, you should probably see your doctor immediately.
What makes the Hexa unique from the Tetra (and a few other toys) is the sheer intensity of it’s sensation. The Hexa’s nub-plates provide multiple points of sensation along the entire length of your penis, and coupled with the coiling action means it’s putting in more work per stroke than the Tetra. Where this becomes SUPER apparent is using the Hexa to stimulate your glans. The nubs Swirl over it perfectly, and had me gasping out loud. Sweat broke out on my forehead in minutes. I had a nice, explosive orgasm deep within the toy.
There’s not much more to say that wasn’t covered in our review of the tetra. Both toys are extremely similar and priced within dollars of each other. Both also featured nice, wide openings-which if you’re girthy like me is absolutely welcome. If I had to choose one point blank, I’m leaning slightly towards the Hexa. Though, if you’d prefer to edge for a few hours with a less stimulating toy, I’d pick the Tetra.
It Came from China In Plain Packaging!
Alright.
There’s really no easy way to say this-the MovieTip Realistic Pocket Pussy is a weird toy. I mean, just LOOK at it. I found it scrolling through amazon. I snorted out loud the moment I saw it. I even showed it to my partner, who rolled their eyes and laughed as well.
However, it was ten bucks. With Prime shipping. I figured what the hell, this series needed varied products. I added it to my WishList, and didn’t give it another thought. That is, until it arrived on my door.
The MovieTip Realistic Pocket Pussy is from a line of mass produced love dolls from China. This in no way disparages the quality of the toy whatsoever. Rather, I state this as a way of both explaining the price point and the packaging. It was inside of a Prime discreet shipping envelope, inside of a plain brown box. There was no manufacturer name, no return address, no anything. Just a brown box that held the toy, sealed within a plastic bag. The white powder like material I realized was actually a corn-starch substance meant to keep the toy from cracking due to environmental changes. Brushing toys with corn starch is a very common care method, and I encourage you to do it on your softer toys.
Right away, I couldn’t help but laugh when I saw it. I mean, how could I not? It’s a long, fleshy worm with a gaping mouth and a vagina. It is absolutely one of the goofiest toys I’ve ever got in the mail. But in a way, I liked that about it. So often in the kink community we prefer our self-love devices to look like something out of a sci-fi movie. I think it’s important for toys just like this to exist in the same space. For every Tenga that looks like a desk statue, kink needs stuff like this. I feel as a community we should be able to have a laugh at the accoutrements of our kin, and ourselves. It keeps the more serious discussions about sex worker rights, marriage equality and sexual health from being too over whelming.
So. I laughed, and hard. I laughed right up until I pulled it out of the bag and had the startling realization of how incredibly soft it was. Like, almost every sex toy is “soft”. Some more so than others. This fleshy worm-thing, it’s tongue out? Already bustin’ itself wide open on a friday afternoon?
It was beyond the expected kind of soft. My fingers sunk into it. Frankly, if it had been warm? It would have been a close enough approximation to flesh to fool me.
No, I’m not joking.
I quickly put it back in it’s bag, my face warming as I figured how soon I could test it. After running a few errands, I made my way home. I got nice and hard, and pulled the toy back out.
Right away, two things became really, really apparent:
These goofy toys that look like body parts? I totally get it. When you’re standing there, cock slick with lube at the entrance to that rubber cunt? It’s not the real thing, but damn it’s close. Close enough to fool your head, and have you smacking your cock against the molded clit. One that can’t feel anything-but you smack it with your dick all the same. Add in a textured tongue, and I found myself whipping out my camera, adding a black and white filter and treating it like some kind of Tumblr porn shoot. While I always film myself for the deviants that make purchases for me, I wanted a lot of people to see me use this thing.
The reception was very positive as well.
The other thing I realized was oh fuck, maybe I have a big dick. I know, I know! I’ve been denying it this entire time. But I’m willing to concede that MAYBE I’m a bit too humble. While the toy was exceptionally tight (I could barely get one finger in the vaginal cavity, and my thumb filled the mouth by itself), it was when I realized how massive the head of my cock was against the entrance I paused. Entering the vaginal cavity mimicked tight/virgin partners I have had incredibly closely. I gasped, and gave a few strokes before flipping around to the mouth. Seeing my cock smack against the faux-tongue flipped a switch in my brain.
I pressed the head of my dick inside the mouth, then gripped the chin and shoved it in deep. The “throat” of the toy was incredibly tight, so much that I had to force myself farther. As the toy milked my cock, I kept pushing. Right up until the head of my cock came out the other end. I came out of the vaginal side, my mind roiling as I pulled the toy off my length and felt every single chamber all over again.
Was it a weird toy? Oh, abso-fucking-lutely. Did I have a fantastic time with it? Also abso-fucking-lutely. I was worried clean up would be a huge pain in the ass-but it wasn’t, not even a little bit. I hooked my thumb inside the “mouth”, and flipped it inside out. Hot water, a toy cleanse and a pat-dry did the rest. Boom. I was done cleaning in a few minutes.
If I had one complaint, it would be that the “teeth” (yes, it has faux teeth) were firmer than the rest, but not so much it was distracting. I know a lot of people also enjoy the light-drag of teeth along their cocks. For me, the teeth were a slight barrier to getting my cock fully in the mouth of the toy. Also, the plain packaging and total lack of instructions (care or otherwise) was a bummer. Not for me, as I know these things already. But for someone with zero experience with toys looking for a cheap, fun product? I would have taken even poor english on a slip of paper.
Overall however, this was an incredible surprise and fun experience. So much that I’m absolutely considering adding other “body parts” to my wishlist. If anyone knows any sort of faux breast toys, I’m all ears!
Conclusion
I was overjoyed to get both toys in the mail, and I can 100% recommend both without qualm. I also firmly believe it’s important for both toys-the sci-fi slick sexiness of the Tenga, and the goofy faux-doll of the MovieTip-to exist in the same space. As a community, I understand the need for discretion. But I also feel as though having icebreakers for kink and sexuality is important-and what better way to do that than with a funny looking toy that feels great?
-j
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