Good morning! Welcome to Jack’s Sack, our sex toy review series. Miss the previous entry? You can read it here. Today, we’re going to discuss the Tenga Double Hole. Let’s get started.
Bro-ing Out With The Bros (As Bros)
Ya’ ever just jerk off with the homies?
Okay, okay. Let me rephrase that. Do you enjoy mutual masturabtion? I mean, I sure as hell do. There’s something to be said for just platonically rubbin’ one out with your besties. As spa days are for mental health, the sticky release of endorphins is to friendship. Mutual masturbation is fairly common. It’s typically done during exploration of sex and sexuality, most frequently during the teenage years. The stats for it drop off about the time people hit 35-but that correlates more with people moving into careers than anything else.
Mutual masturbation is a great unspoken “thing” in masculine circles, with discussion being relegated to online mediums. A simple google search brings up thousands of forums where masculine types across demographics openly talk about it. For many, it was their first sexual experience.
I’m no different at all. My first experience I feel confident opening up about was actually with a very close friend. The tried and true “let’s see who has the bigger dick” talk that turned into heavy petting. I’m not ashamed, and neither was my partner. In a lot of ways, being open and free to explore each other gave us lessons in intimacy we otherwise never would have had. As such, I’d like to say mutual masturbation is totally normal and healthy.
The only problem? There’s almost zero toys for penile stimulation aimed at two people. Sure, there’s hundreds of double-ended dildos. And yeah, you both typically have a hand free. But if you want something for both of you to stick your dick into? Your options aren’t cheap, and they’re limited. When I saw that Tenga had a cup with two holes? My mind immediately went to texting a friend. They were all busy-which was a shame. But they did say they were interested, pending my thoughts in this review. Fingers crossed.
The Tenga Double Hole is a cup that features two different styles. They’re labeled “sweet” and “bitter”, and both are chambered separately. In theory, this means both you and a partner can use the toy. At that price point, it’s one of the cheapest toys made for two dicks. In practice? Well.
Double Cupped Up On A Thursday
I picked up the toy on thursday afternoon. Once again, it somehow got delivered to my neighbor. Thank the gods for discreet packaging. I opened it up, and couldn’t stop the grin on my face. If this thing proved capable, I’d absolutely order another for use with a friend. Thanks to a fellow deviant on Discord, I found out the “Bitter” side was the tight one, with “sweet” being a bit more forgiving. I don’t think it’s a stretch to say one is anal, the other vaginal.
Both sides featured unique inner ribbing, and I was a bit intimidated. I’d been too busy to orgasm in days-so my dick was crazy hard. I don’t produce small loads either, and was worried that I was going to flood the thing. While I was leaning towards “sweet”, I decided to leave it up to twitter. In a poll of 13 votes, “bitter” won by a landslide. I rolled my eyes, and pulled down my pants. My cock smacked against my stomach, ready for every second of attention denied the last week. I peeled back the plastic wrap and uncapped the bitter hole.
Something dawned on me in that moment. Something I’ve denied in other entries, but nonetheless relevant here. My dick was as thick as the tenga. Maybe it was because I hadn’t came in days. Maybe I was just that horny. Regardless, I had to pause as the actual size of the toy became apparent. The opening for “bitter” was about the size of a pencil eraser-and I was about to shove all this cock in.
Could two people fit comfortably in the toy? It’s hard to say, since I didn’t have a partner. But as I pressed myself into bitter, two things happened:
The chamber compressed around my cock, confirming it was the tightest tenga I’d fucked yet. Like, without a shadow of a doubt. I pulled my length out to test “sweet”, and literally left the toy gaping. Entry was smooth after my bulbous head pressed inside, but lord. In fucking “bitter”, I realized the separate chambers worked by compressing against the unused one. This gives plenty of room for a single cock-but probably not two.
As I pulled out, a piece of lube-soaked soft foam came with it. My cock pulled the stability assistance from inside the toy out. Maybe it was because I was fucking that vigorously (there’s video evidence), or maybe I’m as big as some of you proclaim. Regardless, I got a hell of a laugh when my dick pulled away ringed in a non-toxic foam cut out. There’s a few pieces like this in the toy. You wouldn’t notice them unless they pulled out like mine did. I would be willing to bet many products feature similar things. Removing the stability assistance actually made “bitter” more forgiving, and I was able to enjoy myself without sweating.
“Sweet” wasn’t really anything that stood out. Perhaps it’s because I’d already ruined “bitter” with my dick, but the only noteworthy thing was that it featured a lot more lube. While there was plenty in the toy throughout, “sweet” was a lot more drippy and slick. This may, or may not, have had to do with all of the lube being compressed to the front as I fucked the other chamber. Likewise, as I was fucking “sweet”, I fucked it so hard another piece of foam went shooting out of “bitter”. I busted out into laughter again-then turned the toy around. “Sweet” was fun, but “bitter” was the one I came inside of.
Yet More About Quality Control
The tenga Double Hole both wasn’t what I was expecting, but still a very enjoyable toy. If tenga produced a cup/toy that featured the same ribbing as “bitter” alone? I absolutely would purchase it. It was worth it for that, as “bitter” made my voice hitch as I came buckets. For what I hoped would be the intended purpose?
Well, I’ll be purchasing another one to use with a friend. I’m not convinced either of us will fit inside of it as of right now, but I will gladly update this review should that prove untrue. The mental image of one of us controlling the toy as it slides over our cocks is really just too intoxicating to ignore. At this price point, it’s worth trying.
As for the foam bits: I fully believe that was on me, not the toy. I fucked the Double Hole a lot harder than I have other toys, and was showing off for the camera. As such, my use of it-pulling out in such a fashion to have the hole stretch, etc-is likely what caused the foam to come loose. This is the first time I have ever had this happen with a tenga product, at all. The Double Hole is a bit more of a complex device than other tenga cups, so it could still be something with the design. Regardless, the foam is non-toxic and will not hurt your genitals. It’s soft to the touch, and covered in lube. Fuck without worry.
That said: This, like other cups, is intended as “one time use”. Naturally, those foam bits are going to get gross if you cum inside the toy. My advice would be to remove them if you intend on using the Double Hole again. It will change the “feel” of the cup a bit, but not so much you can’t enjoy it. As always, please remember to clean your sex toys properly. If you’re intending on using this with a partner, please remember to do so safely as well.
Overall, this was fun. If it turns out both me and a friend can fit inside, it will easily become my most used toy.